Butt & Nut Balm

Anti-Chafe. Anti-Funk. Pro-Crack Comfort.

Say goodbye to friction fires and swampy regrets. Butt & Nut Balm is your backstage pass to smooth cheeks, chill sacks, and zero thigh rage. Packed with natural ingredients like tallow, beeswax, arrowroot, and essential oils, this balm goes on smooth and stays put — right where you need it most.

Whether you’re hiking, biking, squatting, or just living your best sweaty life, this fat-powered friction fighter keeps your undercarriage cool, dry, and drama-free.

✅ Perfect For:

• Thigh rub & butt chafe

• Sweaty sack situations

• Long days, big hikes, spicy burritos

• Anyone with skin in the game

Directions: Slap a dab between the cheeks, under the sack, or anywhere friction dares to tread. Reapply as needed.
Warning: May cause spontaneous comfort and questionable confidence.